Nintendo Switch Safe

Of course your children won't ever take the Switch outside.

"Promised!"

"Never!!"

"We swear on the holy Zelda, Oracle Of Ages & Seasons Limited Edition!!11!"




Because they cannot...
Muhahaha >:-D

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The Switch Safe limits the console's usage to TV-mode.
You still have full access to all ports, can charge the Joy-Cons with the console, but no one (hint: children :-) can take it to friends and ruin it.