No Monsters Allowed

Trouble sleeping at night? Terrible beasts lurking in your doorway? Breathing down your neck as you try to sleep? Welcome to parenthood, and every bump in the night leads to your mini-me's appearing at your bedside at 3am when you have to work in the morning. Post this sign at the foot of the bed, in the hallway, on the closets, and wherever else the baddies may roam in your domicile. Stop them in their tracks, the by-law speaks for itself.