Office Buddy (Valentines Edition)

Ok, so here's the scenario... You wake up and it's a beautiful day, you had a great night's sleep and you roll over to see your partner isn't there. The door opens and you get breakfast in bed, you're shocked and ask what the special occasion is. Your partner laughs and says “It's Valentines day, you silly goof”. Your heart sinks, you were meant to buy something, weeks ago, but then that crazy thing happened and you completely forgot. You pretend to go to the toilet and rush to your desk. You look through all the drawers, but nothing, there's nothing there... and then you see the little metal pencil sharpener forgotten at the back of the junk drawer. A memory starts to come back of reading a ridiculous story on bambu handy, of Crazyburnouts and his weird pencil sharpener thingy. You grab your phone and find the office buddy on the app, reading through the story again, as quickly as possible, you remind yourself of what to do (Hi, you forgetful goof). Stop re