Phone Suspender

Have you ever had the incredibly specific problem of having a cell phone that is ringing constantly on silent mode and can't be turned off for one reason or another, and the constant sound of the thing vibrating your table is driving you insane? Well this right here is the long-awaited solution! With this revolutionary and definitely very easy to print model, and the help of a few rubber bands, you can easily suspend that pesky cellular device a whole 74 millimeters off the table and completely eliminate any noisy vibrations with a high-tech damping system! To assemble this absolute embodiment of a great idea, simply wrap two rubber bands around the built-in hooks across the gap.