Phony Phone

Got Smartphone ADDICTION? Try putting this phony in your pocket instead and pull it out when you need a hit. Scrolling the blank screen is a less satisfying experience to be sure, but the idea is to wean you off of your bad habit.
* No more bleeping notification interruptions.
* No hackers breaking in and stealing your passwords and confidential data.
* No privacy invasions of social media on your phone by ICE, DHS, CBP, or TSA.
* No disturbing others with your bright screen at the movie theater.
* No triggering metal detectors at security checkpoints.
* No sharing your life story with strangers on public transportation via your speakerphone.
* No risk of damage to your real "my precious" when dropped or when you sit on it in your back pocket.
* No more doomscrolling the news.
* No more wondering if it's really waterproof when you're caught in the rain or bring it in the pool.
* No more polling your online fans with "how do I look" requests in the dressing room.
* No more