PLA-Stick v7

stereotypical southern accent activatedHowdy, y'all! This here is mah pig sticker!stereotypical southern accent deactivated What is there to say, really? It's a dagger. Is the “blade” sharp? No. Could it probably be used to open an Amazon package? Sure. Could it possibly be driven into the various organs of your enemies? Yes. Then again, so could a lot of things. (Give me my stapler back, Donald. I know you took it.) The PLA-Stick (Get it? PLA = Polylactic Acid… Stick = pig sticker… PLAstick = plastic. I'm clever. I already know.) is something I've been working on for a very long time. Yes. The v7 actually stands for version 7. These things have gone through rigorous testing and handling by myself and close friends, who all have various degrees of experience and certification in weapon handling, knife fighting, etc. Our resumes would make the average person think we're super secret ninja assassin agents, but other folks in this industry know how easy it is to stack