Red Blood Type Label

>"It's red! I've checked!"
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>Apply this handy-dandy blood type label to anything you can get your hands on.
Your face? PROBABLY COMPATIBLE
Your cat? IF YOU CAN CATCH THEM
Your blaster? SURE I GUESS
Anything with a flat surface? FUCK YEAH
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>I don't know why you'd want this, but I got bored.
And now, my boredom becomes your benefit, for some strange reason.

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>This file is public domain because even I am too ashamed to take credit for this thing.
Enjoy, I guess.

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>Please note: I take no responsibility for anything that may happen to you as a result of you using this device, including but not limited to:
* Getting punched in the face
* Getting a blood transfusion of cranberry juice
* Legal Action
* Unintentional Pregnancies