Renault Zoe Anti SD Eject Cap

The Renault Zoe has an SD card slot right beside the USB port and Line In plug. However, this SD card is only for the navigation system, and not in any way related to the two media ports it is, for reasons only known to Renault, placed right next to.

However, it has been placed in a way that will inevitably cause you to eject it by accident when you put something in the tray it has been placed in the side of. This action seems to cause immediate navigation system loss which in most cases requires the car to shut completely down (turn off, leave, lock, wait for every screen to go completely black) and restart before you get your maps back.
From what I read, there is even a slight chance that your navigation system dies (dut to card contents getting corrupted) and you will need to buy a new SD card to get it back.

For this reason, I have spent an eternity of at least several minutes and some sarcasm creating a high-tech fix for this understandably hard to solve engineering chall