sauce bottle holder

G'day folks have I got a deal for you. Have you spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours on a niche hobby and promised the missus "it'll save us money in the long run" ? Tired of needlessly wasting precious resources that could otherwise be salvaged? Well prepare your "I told you it'd be useful" speech and gather up your pretend tree hugger ego because have I got a beaut for you. Get ready to save your wallet and the Earth at least 0.2c, 2mL and 20 bottle farts at a time.

For the almighty price of free, you too can enjoy this fine over-engineered gimmick that'll ensure you never waste of drop of man's greatest invention ever again. Prepare to be the hit at every sizzle with this fantastic conversation piece that'll draw your free-loading neighbours around like flies to a sheep's bum. This bad boy will whip up a snag to rival that of bunnings. Seriously the sauce from this fella will be so delectable you'll be putting it on your morning weetbix.

Now you never have to hear