Shockingly Sharp Short Person Shield

As a short person, I understand the struggle experienced by my fellow short pals, and one of the biggest difficulties we all face is being used as an armrest or a headrest by taller companions, therefore I decided to invent a simple object that aims to put a stop to our misery. Presenting - The Shockingly Sharp Short People Shield! My product consists of a headband and shoulder pads that are designed to prevent people from using one as a piece of furniture. The pointy spikes may cause harm to anyone who comes within close proximity and hence keeps the wearer safe. All one has to do is 3D print the products, attach adhesives to the shoulder pads and it is ready for use! It is simple and effortless, and also makes a great fashion accessory. This product guarantees a 51% satisfaction rate, a 72.9% drop in stress levels, and a 100% decrease in one’s number of friends. It is completely foolproof! ☺