SpiderGoat

INT. SUNNY 1950s KITCHEN – DAYMARJORIE (eyeing the SpiderGoat logo on the cheese box):I don’t know, Helen… “science-food” from a goat with spider legs? That can’t be right for the kids.HELEN (cheerful, mocking):Oh, Marjorie, you sound like a pamphlet from the cranks downtown. LaMerk’s scientists tested every curd. You think they’d risk their reputation on something dangerous?MARJORIE:It just feels… wrong.HELEN:What’s wrong is doubting progress. “Smart mothers trust LaMerk. The unfaithful will starve in the coming storm."ANNOUNCER (V.O.):LaMerk Sciences SpiderGoat cheese products are safe, healthy and pure…and approved by the Religion Enforcement Council.