Strange little guy

I wanted to offer the community at large proof that I'm a terrible sculptor. Behold this proof.

I have no idea what this little guy is. I have literally never sculpted anything digitally in my life before tonight, but I follow so many people online who are exceptional sculptors, and I'll admit, I'm pretty jelly.

So I downloaded the most expensive software I could afford (sculptris) and grabbed the most precise digital sculpting tool I have at my disposal (a $15 logitech mouse) and this is the result. I mean, isn't it awesome.

So here's the thing. I suck at sculpting. I will likely suck at sculpting for a long time. I uploaded this for two reasons:

1) to remind myself where my sculpting journey started, should I one day not suck so badly at it.

and

2) to give you out there who have more sculpting talent than I (e.g. every forth grader or higher) a chance to take this weird little guy and do...something with it. Take this head and use it. Surprise me with where it show