The front fell off

This beautiful model ship is engineered for you with the highest maritime standards and has no cardboard or cardboard based derivatives in its construction; providing years of useful life in your environment, or any situation outside of the environment you may tow it too.
Yours,
The Australian Maritime Safety Authority.

It's the Benchy model but to suit the following:
he "front fell off" joke was performed by the New Zealand-born satirist John Clarke (playing the character of a government spokesman, "Senator Bob Collins") and his interviewer partner Bryan Dawe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Edited form the original on Bambu Studio - Makerlabs