The G.E.F.Y.U.

So what in the world is a GEFYU? The GEFYU is one of the weirdest monsters my little 90s high school mind could come up with when I was daydreaming about movies like Independence Day, Starship Trooper, and Jurassic Park. G.E.F.Y.U. is a monster name that means Genetically Engineered to F You UP. Yeah I grew up during the heights of DOOM and the BFG. If you know you know. This is a creature that should feel like it’s straight out of one of those over-the-top retro games. There are several versions of this monster and they are all inspired by my one of my favorite artist H.R. Giger who designed the monster in the movie Alien. A GEFYU is a biomechanical, living machine, has a shell of hard as armor, a 40mm grenade round couldn’t bust, claws and or knuckles to slash or smash, and an acid cannon in its mouth. Oh yeah… and this particular model flies with small jet engines. Why create a a living creature with jet engines and a tail that can cut things in half. Why!? Because it’s creepy an