The HUB “Average” Keychain - GitHub – 25mm NFC Tag

Tired of talking about your GitHub profile like it's some mystical land of lost side projects? Let your keychain do the flexing.

This tongue-in-cheek “GitHub x Pornhub” parody keychain is the perfect mix of nerd humor and actual utility. It features a 25mm slot to press-fit a round NFC tag, so you can link your actual GitHub repo right from your keys — just add your URL and glue the cover shut. Bonus: It's designed to barely fit in your pocket, making it an entirely average-sized keychain, no matter what anyone says.

Specs:

A Completely AVERAGE length of 📏 3 5/16" long
Almost Too Big Height of 📐 1 9/16" high
Impressively 1/8" thick
🌀 Designed for a 25mm round NFC tag
💻 Made with love using Inkscape + Fusion 360
🔩 Optional: Drop of super glue to secure the NFC cover

Perfect as a gag gift, tech meetup icebreaker, or that little something to say, "Yes, I code — and I commit to the bit."