The Squash Gobbler

Vegetarians rejoice! For too long has the gloriously roasted turkey taken all the attention at the center of the Thanksgiving dinner table, while our delicious, but turd-shaped meat analogue loaf simmered off to the side. Thanks to the Squash Gobbler those days are over! I (practically) guarantee that if one of these waddles onto the table, it will be the focus of conversation during much of the meal.