Unspillable Liquid Container (Spill Proof)

Introducing a circle with legs! Not sure if I'm just a major klutz or what, but I constantly spill Isopropyl alcohol while working. I created this incredibly intricate model to alleviate all my worries. Bonus 8x2mm magnet slot on the bottom for vertical storage! Please note that if you try very hard, you can still spill liquids when this thing is around.