Water Bottle Bottom

This is probably the coolest, most useful Thing I've created from scratch so far.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, dude, your series of coffee stencils was pretty cool..." but honestly, if you have one of these Kleen Kanteen water bottles, you'll agree, this beats most of my designs hands-down!

See, I bought this all-metal water bottle, and it's fantastic. 20 oz of water, in a stainless steel, vacuum insulated container. I used it all the time. And then I dropped it, and dented the bottom. I was upset, but thought it was mainly cosmetic. I loved dropping it so much, I did it again and, of course, dented it again in a different place. But both times, on the bottom.

Months later, I took it with me to jury duty. I got called up for a case, I was empaneled, and they allowed us to bring water into the courtroom. Whew! Refreshment!

In the middle of some extremely solemn testimony by an expert witness, my full water bottle fell over, due to the dents in the bottom, and eve