Conjunction Conjunction

This is a 3D printed joke especially for "rocket scientists".

To a linguist, a conjunction is a connecting word like "and", "but", "yet", and so on. To someone who works with satellites, a conjunction is an event in which two things in orbit collide - something to be avoided if one of those things is your spacecraft! This model is therefore a **conjunction of conjunctions**. But fear not! You can prevent the conjunction if you let one word pass before the other.