Doug DimmaDagger

From the Desk of Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale DimmadomeHowdy, folks! Doug Dimmadome here—owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, proud sponsor of the Dimmsdale Ballhogs, and now the man bringing you the finest piece of retractable novelty engineering this side of Dimmsdale: The Doug Dimmadagger™! That’s right—thanks to the wonders of modern 3D printin’ technology, you too can wield the legendary length of my signature 10-gallon (and then some) hat in the form of a spring-loaded, retractable conversation starter. Push it in, pull it out—it’s smoother than a country line dance on polished hardwood. This fine collectible is printed in multiple parts for maximum Dimmadetail:Two halves of yours truly—capturing my full cowboy charm, mustache and all.My world-famous hat—elongated into a sleek, retractable “blade” for maximum comedic impact.A Dimmadome-Approved 3D Printed Spring—for that satisfying extend-and-retract motion.Snap clips to hold the whole contraption together tighter than a D